(Music and lyrics by King Diamond)

It was in the local paper : We will cure you every phobia
At Devil Lake Sanitarium
We will make you feel youre right at home

No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights
We can recreate paradise
And you dont even have to sacrifice a thing

It only took about a minutes time
For poor old Harry to make up his mind
So he headed for Devil Lake, knowing doctors
were awaiting him

No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights
We can recreate paradise
And you dont even have to sacrifice a thing

Solos : La Rocque - Simonsen

HARRY : My name is Harry and I am from the country side
Im looking for a doctor, Eastmann is the name
Dr EASTMANN : We welcome you with open arms
Weve all been looking forward to having you here
At Devil Lake Sanitarium
You must always sign a special paper first
HARRY : I will sign anything, just to get rid of my fears
I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign ?
Dr EASTMANN : Right here on the dotted line
This will give me all the freedom I need for you
At Devil Lake Sanitarium
You know we are the very best at what we do Oh Yes !

Solo : La Rocque

Now that we have got his signature
I think its time to start the Eastmann cure
So put him in the straight
I think room 17 is still our whitest room

No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights
We can recreate paradise
And you dont even have to sacrifice a thing