Sun's going down Like a big bald head
Disappearing behind the boulevard (Oooeee) It's Sharkey's night
Yeah It's Sharkey's night tonight And the manager says: Sharkey?
He's not at his desk right now (Oh yeah) Could I take a message?

And Sharkey says: Hey, kemosabe! Long time no see
He says: Hey sport You connect the dots You pick up the pieces
He says: You know, I can see two tiny pictures of myself
And there's one in each of you eyes And they're doin' everything I do
Every time I light a cigarette, they light up theirs
I take a drink and I look in and they're drinkin' too
It's drivin' me crazy It's drivin' me nuts

And Sharkey says: Deep in the heart of darkest America
Home of the brave He says: Listen to my heart beat

Paging Mr Sharkey White courtesy telephone please