Put that in your pipe and smoke it
Put that in your pipe and smoke it
Put that in your pipe and smoke it Grandma

He's the talk of the town lets make no doubt
He's a ~UNKNOWN~ Mrs Jones
I asked him if he had any dreams
and he said Just for one day I would like to be queen
You want to sit on the thrown well that's fantastic
Put your head in a crown that's made of plastic
And He asked me,
Do I want to be queen? Is the pope catholic?
And I was like ah ok like what would I do?

Chorus:
I'd say whatever I want, whenever I want
to whoever I want
I'd do whatever I feel that day
I'll tell him every day To call me
If I was queen for a day

Put that in your pipe and smoke it

Started to walking around with motor scooter
She was wearing a badge that says Just being a rock star
When she opened her mouth
she sang I want to break free
Casue just for one day She'd like to be queen
You wanna wear a red robe because ur fantastic
You got your nickers in a twist is ur elastic
Would you like to be queen? Is the pope catholic?
And I was like yah ahh like what would I do?

Chorus
I'd say whatever I want, whenever I want
to whoever I want
I'd do whatever I feel that day
I'll asked Miss Jennifer (Is Brad Pitt Free) To call me
If I was queen for a day

If I was queen for a day
If I was queen for a day

You want to sit on the thrown well that's fantastic
So put your head in a crown that's made of plastic
And He asked me,
would I like to be queen? Well is the pope catholic?
And I was like ah I would, wouldn't anyone

Chorus x2

If I was queen for a day
If I was queen for a day