Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Selling one for five, two for ten
If you buy 'em once, you'll buy 'em again
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
They tell me your nuts is mighty fine
But I bet your nuts isn't hard as mine
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Ah, they tell me your nuts is mighty small
Best to have small nuts than no nuts at all
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

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Look what you can get cheap!
Only five cents boys!
Nice and brown, too!
Everybody's crazy about my nuts!

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Now you see that man all dressed in brown
He's got the hottest nuts in town
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
When a hog get hungry, he starts to grunt
When a man get hungry, he starts to hunt for
Nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man, I say
You buy 'em from the peanut man