Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time
What do you want some kind of reaction? Well okay, that's fine
Alright how would it make you feel if I said you'd never made me cum
In the year and a half that we spent together yeah, I never really had much fun
All the times that I said I was sober,
Well I'm afraid I lied
I've been lying next to you, you next to me,
All the while I was as high as a kite
I can see it in your face as you break it to me gently
You really must think you're great
Well lets see how you feel in a couple of weeks when I work my way through your mates
(REFRAIN)
I never wanted it to end up this way
You've only got yourself to blame
I'm gonna tell the world you're rubbish in bed now
And that you're small in the game
So you thought this was gonna be easy? Well, you're outta luck
Yeah let's rewind, let's turn back time to when you couldn't get it up
You know what I shoulda ended then, that's when I shoulda shown you the door As if that weren't enough to deal with, you even came premature
I'm sorry if you feel I'm being kinda mental, but you left me in such a state Now I'm gonna do to you what you did to me,
Gonna reciprocate
(REFRAIN)
I never wanted it to end up this way
You've only got yourself to blame
I'm gonna tell the world you're rubbish in bed now
And that you're small in the game
You're not big, you're not clever,
No you ain't a big brother,
Not big what'soever
You're not big, you're not clever,
No you're not a big brother,
Not big what'soever

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state
Now I'm gonna do to you what you did to me,
Gonna reciprocate
(REFRAIN)
I never wanted it to end up this way
You've only got yourself to blame
I'm gonna tell the world you're rubbish in bed now
And that you're small in the game
You're not big, you're not clever,
No you ain't a big brother,
Not big what'soever
You're not big, you're not clever,
Not big what'soever,
No you ain't a big brother
You're not big, you're not clever,
Not big what'soever, no you ain't a big brother