(Verse #1)

Today is not my day,
my clothes have all shrunk and my stockings have a hole

(Bridge)

Clothes just aren't my thing so I just laugh
and don't care, but

(Chorus)

Trouble with clothes today
I'm having trouble with clothes today
i won't have my way
when I'm having a problematic clothes dayyyyyyyy!

(Verse #2)

I can't pull off my jacket
and I can't find my slippers
random clothes are the only thing
that make me want to sing!

(Bridge)

I hate dresses
they are such messes
and they make me have

(Chorus)

(Verse #3)

But tommorow I shall shop
but then I'll drop
because my budget is ever thin so

Ending
I shall pay my clothes awayyyy(fades)