[King:]

Oh mellifluous dwarf
prince of all the jesters
Funny little thing you are
Make me laugh
As God's voluminous star

[Hop Frog:]

Gracious majesty
Today is not made for laughter day
This moment sacred is more for royal sunsets
Then comic ruin or suicidal jests

[King:]

I'll be the judge of that thank you
Make me laugh le petite cur
Drink some wine
Lest you foul sweet time

[Hop Frog:]

Drink upsets me
please your liege
This would mark the death me

[King:]

I said drink you scabrous whore
Are you deaf as well as short?

[Tripitena:]

Kingdom's Sire
big as you are
Save such
bile for larger foes

[King:]

Make me laugh
'Fore I stretch your neck like a giraffe