[lyrics not included in booklet]
Iüve got the holebeard , baby
Iüve got the holebeard bad
Since you left me baby
It started growing real fast
Ainüt never had no holebeard
Never cared for that mess
(but) now Iüm lying in the gutter , baby
Itüs growing ten feet out of my ass
Iüm growing my holebeard
Comb it every day
Iüm growing my holebeard , baby
And watch the end turn grey