Hey!

Scotty doesn't know,
That Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church
But she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees, and

Scotty doens't know, oh
Scotty doesn't know-oh
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping

'Cause Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't knoooooow
DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

I can't believe he's so trustin'
While I'm right behind you thrustin'

Fionna's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three way call,
And he knows nothing
NOTHING!

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty
'Cause Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

We'll put on a show, everyone will go
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow

The, parking lot? Why not?
It's so cool when you're on top
It's full on, in the snow
Laughin' so hard 'cuz
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know

I did her on his birthday

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't knoooooow

Scotty will know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty's gotta know,
Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him myself

Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!

Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty's gotta go!