I'm afraid we can't hold out much longer
I only wish it didn't have to end this way

Do not give up hope yet princess
There are powers beyond those of which you are familiar
The legend of videoland foretells of a young warrior from another land who shall warp into our world and lead you to victory
He is Capitan N the game master
Behold!
The Ultimate Warp Zone!

Yeah, c'mon King Hippo, you ain't got nothin'-oh shit, yeah uh
Umm
Woo hoo hoo hoo!
What the

I'm Princess Lawna

Oh, what up baby?
I'm MadHatter
I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore
Where the hell am I?

You're in video land!

Uhh

The Ultimate Warp Zone brought you here

What, cause I'm like the king of the old school nintendo nerds?

Something like that

Right

The Legend foretold of your coming to restore freedom freedom freedom
That's why I gave you that super power Pack and Zapper

You mean this shit is real?
Aw hell yeah!
It's on like Donkey Kong!
Literally