You're like an old cluttered dresser drawer
Full of things that I don't need
Heartbreak, attitude, on and off, you've got the blues
And everything rubs off on me
Turning me into someone even I don't know
And I'm tired of being left out in the ten below
Here's to you and to everything you put me through,
All your grief and misery
Oh-oh!

Little Miss Misery, baby, that's your specialty,
And I ain't never going back
Every time you blow your chance and blame it all on me
Here's your wakeup call
Or really, here's your wakeup smack
I don't need you,
I don't need this,
Hey-hey!
Little Miss Misery, you're not half as shimmery
Without that innocent disguise
Oh-no!

You're like a book that looks great on the outside
But inside, not a single word
Villainous, devious, on and off, iniquitous,
I really wish I hadn't heard
All those things that you said to me when you were mad
Instead of crash and burn it feels like we burned and crashed
Now here's to what we could've been if you hadn't been so low
Oh-oh!

Little Miss Misery, baby that's your specialty,
And I ain't never going back
Every time you blow your chance and blame it all on me
Here's your wakeup call
Or really, here's your wakeup smack
I don't need you,
I don't need this,
Hey-hey!
Little Miss Misery, you're not half as shimmery
Without that innocent disguise
Oh-no!

And I still cry sometimes
When I think about all we did
We could've been friends forever
If you hadn't pushed my limits

Oh, Little Miss Misery, baby that's your specialty,
And I ain't never going back
Every time you blow your chance and blame it all on me
Here's your wakeup call
Or really, here's your wakeup smack
I won't forgive,
I won't forget
Hey-hey!
Little Miss Misery, you're not my advisory,
So I'm just gonna walk away
Hey-hey!