I am the bringer of your wishes,
Your saviour from doing work,
The washer of your dishes,and
You'll still get you mid-day perk
Estate agent,
Your mansion and pot of gold,
All the home comforts,
Before you're getting tired and old

One more try,
Try to get what you've never had,
Five more bob,
For the whole world that can't be bad
We can't all win,
Look it's happening,
The future's looking not so bleak,
A thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every week

So when you hear me coming,
Along halls and up the stairs,
Get the black teapot,
In the cupboard, under chairs,
Forget all your wives tales,
Or forecasts and dividends,
ERNIE feels vibrations,
Only pays out to trusting friends

One more try,
Try to get what you've never had,
Five more bob,
For the whole world that can't be bad
We can't all win,
Look it's happening,
The future's looking not so bleak,
A thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every week

Keep your hand on the bottle,
And your eyes glued upon the set,
When the score cards come up,
Could be you for the big one next
Publicity, no thank you,
On the front page of the currant bun,
They think you stink,
But in the pub you'll be number one

One more try,
Try to get what you've never had,
Five more bob,
For the whole world that can't be bad
We can't all win,
Look it's happening,
The future's looking not so bleak,
A thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every week