one day I was shopping in my local grocery store
I grabbed a big bar of chocolate
as I was heading for the door
I tossed the chocolate in my cart
beside a stalk of broccoli
they started talking talking? yes!
at first I didn't believe

this is the story of broccoli and chocolate
it makes the people talk a lot
about broccoli and chocolate
a very happy pair

he said you make me feel yummy
she said mmm, you make me melt
the first time a veggie and a candy bar
could tell each other how they felt
she said being with you is delectible
he said being with you is a treat
he was bright bright green with envy
because she was so sweet

it's all about broccoli and chocolate
it makes the people talk a lot
about broccoli and chocolate
a very happy pair

as I was walking home that day
the sun was so hot on my grocery bag
the chocolate melted, the broccoli wilted
when their voices stopped I felt sad
but when I got home...what did I have?
brocco-chocoli!

now I like brocco-chocoli a lot
mom, it really hits the spot
that broccoli and chocolate
a very happy pair

and that's the story of broccoli and chocolate
it made the people talk a lot
about broccoli and chocolate
a very happy pair

man, this song makes me feel hungry
oh, me too. must be time for my favorite treat
what be that?
oh, you know what that is
choccobroccoli?
brocco-chocoli!
broccoli and chocolate a very happy pair