Sarah Chaboyer,
You are my life,
One day when I get a sex change,
I'll make you my wife!

Oh Sarah Chaboyer,
I need you in my arms,
I want to get married,
And live with you in a barn!

When I wake in the morning,
I want to see your smile,
I know that you love me too,
Right now you're just in denial!

Your beauty and your laugh,
They give me butterflies,
So I'll meet you in the hallway,
And just stare you in the eyes!

Sarah Chaboyer,
Your are my life,
One day when I get a sex change,
I'll make you my wife!

Oh Sarah Chaboyer,
I need you in my arms,
I want to get married,
And live with you in a barn!