Well, I don't go out all the time
What kinda fool do you think I am?
But a rowdy Wednesday nighter
Ain't really somethin' you can plan

Gotta be at work by 7, that's right
I should be gettin' home, that's right
I used to do this all the time
But now I really don't

I pick my parties that's what I do
I wish that I could hit 'em all
But I've got to pick and choose

I'd be pushin' up daisies
If I did it every day of the week
So I pick my parties
Oh, but sometimes they pick me

Good ones always happen
At the most inconvenient time
But once it gets a goin' and is rollin'
Ain't no slowin' down the night, oh come on!

That ole' sun might be risin'
'Fore I get to bed
But I make sure it's always
With the poundin' in my head

I pick my parties that's what I do
I wish that I could hit 'em all
But you got to pick and choose

I'd be pushin' up daisies
If I did it every day of the week
So I pick my parties
Oh, but sometimes they pick me

And if I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna do it right
Yeah, if I'm goin' out
I'm goin' out all night

We pick our parties that's what we do
We wish that we could hit 'em all
But we've got to pick and choose

We'd be pushin' up daisies
If we did it every day of the week
So I pick my parties
Oh, but sometimes

I pick my parties
Oh, but sometimes
We pick our parties
Oh, but sometimes they pick Toby, T and me

How do like us now, baby?