We want the mustard, all over our headsthat's what he said
We want the mustard all inside our bedsyeah
We want mustard all over our feet,
people want to dance to the mustard beat!

We want the mustard, we want the Mustard PLUG!x4

We want the want the mustard, in our eyes
I want the mustard on my tie
We want the mustard on our face
We want mustard all over the place

We want the mustard, we want the Mustard PLUG!x4

I want the mustard in my ear,
I want mustard in my beer
We want the mustard in our mugs
Oh that's right, we're the MustardPlug! HA HA!

We want the mustard, we want the Mustard PLUG!x4