Iґve lived in apartments, Iґve lived in a home
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places you wonґt have me dead
ґCause Iґm happy I live in a split-level head

I do what I want to, no worries, no care
If anyone bugs me I climb up my stairs
Way up to a level where I feel no threat
ґCause Iґm happy I live in a split-level head

If youґre trying something, I couldnґt care less
I donґt rush for busses and trains are a mess
Thereґs no one to care for, I donґt need a bed
ґCause Iґm happy I live in a split-level head

I like how Iґm living, Iґm nobodyґs slave
My headґs above water, so donґt make a wave
There are no doors to lock and no dogs to be fed
ґCause Iґm happy I live in a split-level head

So why should I move when the neighborhoodґs right?
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
Now I call this living, whatґs more, like I said
ґcause Im happy I live in a split-level head

Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what, too
You sure couldnґt have them and live like I do
You think I hace problems, but you do instead
ґCause Iґm happy I live in a split-level head

I live with two people, I like both of them
He likes both of me and I like both of him
Theyґre my alter-ego and to them Iґm wed
ґCause Iґm happy I live in a split-level head

Thereґs no simple status in my neighborhood
And its that kind of thinking, that keeps it so good
And I donґt take the lead when I like to be led
ґCause Iґm happy I live in a split-level head