Nobody knows them
They're always around
Trying so hard to be cool
But what does it matter
If you wear the right gear
And turn out to be a fool

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They'll do anything
Whatever it takes
Just as long
As they don't have to pay
I don't feel sorry
For these poor souls
What else can I say
I'm sure when they die
They'll cut a deal with the devil
Just to get on his list
They'll make him an offer
That not even satan can resist