Santa's got a mullet and he's comin Christmas eve
Santa's got a mullet he's bringin gifts for you and me
Frosty has a stovepipe hat and Rudolph's nose is red
Santa's got a mullet sitting on his head

Santa's got a mullet, keep a looking out for him
Driving in his Iroc with the killer rims
Santa has a mullet as he's streaking through the night
Jamming to Foghat
And drinking Coor's Light

Singing Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Singing Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Angels up in Heaven are plucking on their harps
Santa's wearing Oakley's and he's looking mighty sharp
Santa's got a mullet he's got presents for all of ya
I thought he was from the North Pole,
But he must be from Canada

Oh yeah Santa's coming
Don't you worry he won't be long
Santa's got a mullet
Yeah Santa's got
Santa's got
Sata's got
A shlong
A shlong