I thought you were the one
When I heard Holidays in the Sun
Come from your bedroom
But my mind started to stray
When I saw Youth of Today
Mixed with your singles
What's with this Underdog and this GNR EP?
I don't thing Hanoi rocks
And I don't want your Paul Stanley
Next to my Subhumans Gatefold,
I'm not trying to be a jerk
But I don't think this record mergers gonna work

But when I saw Christ on Parade,
And This is Boston, Not LA
I knew you were the one

I knew you were for me
When I saw the first Vandels EP
I sound SNFU and Cool
I owned that record too
Seems we both have Social Unrest
And sung She's a Pervert Nurse
We both had the first pressing
Of How Could Hell Be Any Worse
I knew you were the one

So now we got two Earth AD's
And we got two Killing Jokes
We got two Adolescents two PENI'S and two The Crews
We got two Someone Got Their Head Kicked Ins
We got two Declines, Two Damaged,
And two Jealous Agains

I knew you were the one
When I saw Machine Gun Etiquette
I knew you were the one
When I saw The Peace War Comp
We got two Articals of Faith,
31 Minutes of Group Sex
A couple of Avengers,
And a Pair of Out of Steps
We got two What We do is Secret
We got two TSOL's we got two Freedom of Choices
We got two Three Hits From Hells
I knew you were the one