There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! Cretin!
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop, doin' the Cretin Hop
Cretin! Cretin! 1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more 4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven