According to you
I'm stupid,
I'm useless,
I can't do anything right
According to you
I'm difficult,
Hard to please,
Forever changing my mind
I'm a mess in a dress,
Can't show up on time,
Even if it would save my life
According to you According to you

But according to him
I'm beautiful,
Incredible,
He can't get me out of his head
According to him
I'm funny,
Irresistible,
Everything he ever wanted
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
So baby tell me what I got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not,
According to you

According to you
I'm boring,
I'm moody,
And you can't take me any place
According to you
I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away
I'm the girl with the worst attention span;
You're the boy who puts up with that
According to you According to you

But according to him
I'm beautiful,
Incredible,
He can't get me out of his head
According to him
I'm funny,
Irresistible,
Everything he ever wanted
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
So baby tell me what I got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not,
According to you

I need to feel appreciated,
Like I'm not hated oh no
Why can't you see me through his eyes?
It's too bad you're making me decide

But according to me
You're stupid,
You're useless,
You can't do anything right

But according to him
I'm beautiful,
Incredible,
He can't get me out of his head
According to him
I'm funny,
Irresistible,
Everything he ever wanted
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
Baby tell you what you got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not,
According to you [you, you]
According to you [you, you]

According to you
I'm stupid,
I'm useless,
I can't do anything right