(german "world class fad" b-side, "knockin on mine" promo non-album track)

Men without ties dont dress for dinner
Do the friday night frozen pizza thing
Dont want no wife or no beginner
Youre the friday night frozen pizza king

Everything you buy is soon expired
Some neighbors theyre a-thinking that youre gay
Others they assume that youve been fired
See you smoking cigarettes all day

Men without ties dont dress for dinner
Do the friday night frozen pizza thing
Dont want no wife or no beginner with a knife
Youre the friday night frozen pizza king

On saturday they wont catch you in your yard
Youre dreaming of tonights fine cuisine
With a microwave and a library card
Itll taste like plastic, but itll be faster! (ha) sing it!

Men without ties its about time

Men without ties dont dress for dinner
Men without ties dont need a thing
Dont want no wife, show to cut by
Man without ties is king