there's a land where people danced happy and free
but then jordan came along and made them all flee
now they'll never dance again
and there crying out in pain
we must bury her alive in the sand
she's no right to survive
we must help her fall and die
we must all lend a hand
we must wipe her from this land
for the world cannot wait
there's no time to hesitate
we must bury her alive in the sand
JORDANS A HOE JORDANS A HOE JORDANS A HOE
ITS INSANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA X 2
there's a land where the whale's sang peacefully
to the rhythm of the ocean and in nature's harmony
but then she came along
and put them of their song
now they'll never sing again 'till she's gone
she's no right to survive
we must help her fall and die
we must all lend a hand
we must wipe her from this land
for the world cannot wait
there's no time to hesitate
we must bury her alive in the sand
JORDANS A HOE, JORDANS A HOE, JORDANS A HOEEEEEEE
ITS INSANIAAAAAAAAAA X 2
now I must go
but I hope you liked my show
it's about katie price
she isn't very nice
she's better know as jordan
now i'll go run her over in our van

and 1 last time

(FOLLOW IT AS DO DO DO DO DOOOOO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOO)
JORDANS A HOE, JORDANS A HOE JORDANS A HOE
ITS INSANIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
LOL AMZ IS FANTASTICAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!