didn't know what i was eating
took the tube in by my hand
i grabbed the first chip that i felt
what the f**k is there to understand

the top is made of plastic
the bottom made of steel
the tube is like cardboard
i can't believe it's real
zeeee zeeee cheesey beans zeee
x2

beer is the wonder
that completes the fine chip
we drink lots of it
and then it makes us sick

the top is made of plastic
the bottom made of steel
the tube is like cardboard
i can't believe it's real
x2
there's such a list of flavours
you couldn't list them all
they may ba a little dafter
but that 's just moranic laughter
go see 'em x3
yeah, yeah