When i woke up this mornin' i felt a pang
I was hungerin' for some apple pie
Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit
Washed the sleep out of my eye
Oh yeah, it's gonna be a fine day
Scratched myself a bit
Poured me out a bowl-a corn chex
Closest thing i could find to apple pie
Lingerin' taste of toothpaste
Made the milk go down a bit funny
But you know, them chex they do satisfy
Oh yeah, this'll be a fine day
So, after my mornin' rise-n-shine and eat-n-clean
Had my mind set to hit them streets
Drizzle from the night left cold puddles out
Had my black stomp-boots on my feet
It's my day

Since i was in kneepants my pop had tried to make me realize if i
Set my mind down to it i could be a big man in the public eye so
With my big blue collar on, i set out to find the easy way what an
Ice cold bath it was when i found you had to pay to play to taste
The taste it's a tease that never would subside the taste is strong
But soured by my learned eyes well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood,
He'd get down on his knees to pray this little snappy boy might see
The light this ground hog's day