you don't have to take the bar exam to see
what you've done is ignoramus 103
what've I got to hang my hat on
you don't have a pot to pee in
all this just to be your friend
I was there until the end
extortion and arson, petty larceny

I know you called - I know you called - I know you called -
I know you called - I know you called - I know you hung up my line
star 69

I know all about the warehouse fire
I know squirrelys didn't chew the wires
3 people have my number
the other 2 were with me
I don't like to tell-tell but I'm not your patsy
this time you have gone too far with me

I know you called - I know you called - I know you called -
I know you called - I know you called - I know you hung up my line
star 69

why'd you put your quarter down on me?
this reads like some dork inside edition hard copy
I can't be your character witness
I can't be your alibi
doorbell rings it's the FBI
we learned spy vs spy
you my friend, are guilty as can be

I know you called - I know you called - I know you called -
I know you called - I know you called - I know you hung up my line
I know you called - I know you called - I know you called -
I know you called - I know you called - I can't be your alibi
star 69