[Instrumental]

TONY: Hey, how are y'all doin'? Where ya from?
Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

[Audience laughs]

Whoa! Somebody's wearing a lot of perfume around here!
Must be that time of the month!

[Audience groans]

Huh? Yeah, I know all the tricks A-how ya doin'?
Ya happen to be enjoying the pasta campanara?
Appears as though ya are! Whoops, hey! Look out!
I think you sat on some cottage cheese! Oh, pardon
me, that's your ___! K?