ANNOUNCER: Parlez vous Francais? Non Then you need the all-new
International Log Just pull its twig and you'll turn your Log into a
talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues

There's French
FRENCH GIRL: Allez-vien mon coo-coo!

Announcer: German
GERMAN GUY: Raspeduch, strudel

ANNOUNCER: Svenish
SVEN: I am a bearded lady

ANNOUNCER: And of course New York-ese
NEW YORKER: Hey, can't you see I'm walking here?

ANNOUNCER: Yes, Log All nations have Log So, hurry now to your local
store and be the first in your country to have the International Log

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, Lo-og
It's better than bad
It's good!!!

FRENCH GIRL: Tout le monde aime le Log!
SVEN: Yah It's really fun
NEW YORKER: I got your log right here
Everyone needs a log
Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it
Log
MR HORSE: Yes sir, I like it