Old Dan Tucker was a mean old man
Washed his face in a frying pan
Combed his hair with a wagon wheel
Died with a toothache in his heel

Get out the door, old Dan Tucker
Youre too late to get your supper
Suppers over, breakfasts cooking
Old Dan Tucker is standing looking

Old Dan Tucker old no good
Went to Alaska looking for food
The weather tried to freeze him,
did its level best
Sixty below he buttoned up his vest

Old Dan Tucker he was no beauty
His head was bald and his breath was fruity
He never used a razor on his horny hide
Drove the hairs in with a hammer
chewed them off inside