Principal Victoria she whistles while she types
She reads the editorials of people she dislikes
It went so fast, it was your life

Michael and Victoria they live in Central Park
The got the money from an uncle, eaten by a shark ???
It went so fast, it was his life
He takes cream and sugar in his coffee
She takes tea, okay, alright

Glory, Glory, here comes Gloria
Leaves a number by the bed, he should have thrown away instead
Glory, Glory, divorce lawyers,
Such is life, ah, such is life

It went so fast, it was your life
He takes cream and sugar in his coffee
She takes tea, ok, alright

Glory, Glory, oh Victoria
Cries herself to sleep at night underneath the moonless arbor
Glory, Glory, Poor Victoria,