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I turned my turn tables over to sit on the legs But between you and me.. does that make me gay? I rap all day about nothing important And get responses like as if I was impotent
I'm MC Tard. I'm working hard To bring you shit that won't reach charts All the girls.. they can see There ain't no other white boy like me
People ask me.. They go.. you Tard, why don't you record?
Well, you see I don't really have a nice sounding voice I have a hard time keeping my throat moist Eminem would put a hit out on me Then I'd be dead pushing up daisies Now, that doesn't seem to appealing So, lets just try to drop this please Don't make me have to phone the police Cuz once this cop helped rescue my cat But then he wanted a favor back I told him I would never touch a pig like that And then he goes.. Oh, come on.. just a pat I said maybe I would if you weren't so fat Then he put my cat back where he rescued it from And I went, alright quit acting dumb Alright wait.. Why am I telling you this Just giving you another reason to diss me Like the sissy.. I act like I might bite when I fight Despite my height.. of six feet tall Sometimes to me I feel real small No No, don't pity me at all Cuz then I might break down and ball
So anyway, back to Eminem Yeah, I wouldn't be much competition Cuz the 14 year olds that worship him Love the way that he disses Kim It would also be too much to expect them To switch to this MC on a whim Besides I don't want kids all over my limbs Thats not the point my mission Sure I aspire to be a pimp Just not to dorks that act like gimps
I'm MC Tard. I'm working hard To bring you shit that won't reach charts All the girls.. they can see There ain't no other white boy like me
I may not have that pefect flow I kinda just wing it as I go And the answer to what you're thinking is no I wasn't brought up in the ghetto I actually grew up near the beach Where everyone's hair just had to be bleached It may not sound at all that rough But believe me dude it was totally tough I never had to call The Man "Sir" But I feared my skin would get cancer Finding parking and losing my riches It really sucked.. Those Meter Maid bitches (bitches, bitches...)
I'm blatanlty obvious Sometimes erroneous.. Even when I cus I'm like what the fus.. is going on This MC just rhymes for fun And if you don't think I'm all that fun I'll reach to my ankle and grab my gun.. Well, now you know my hiding place So, I'm gonna have to kill you anyways Wait. What's that? You're too young to die? Then you might wanna give the dark side a try
I'm MC Tard. I'm working hard To bring you shit that won't reach charts All the girls.. they can see There ain't no other white boy like me
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