Stop, look, listen, learn; your lessions have begun
OK school's in session-lesson #1,
Inductive, deductive reasoning and thought
It's called logic, are you ready to be taught?
It won't take long, you can't go wrong
Use it and you're always right,
And don't forget that right is might-Shall we move along?
If a is b, and b is c, then a is c See?
It's really easy, here we go,
For example, here's some samples; we'll start slow:
From war comes peace-Peace is good
Therefore war is good
Let's try another;
Johnny blew his head off-Johnny listened to metal
Therefore metal killed Johnny
That's logical, it's settled
Take it from me, now here's the key;
Shape the truth to fit your ends,
Take the facts then twist and bend to your morality
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything you want
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything at all
Stop, look, listen, learn; isn't logic fun?
OK one more thing, memorize this one;
You're always right-They disagree
Therefor they are wrong See?
It works for them, it works for me,
Can work for you I guarantee
Easy as a, b, d or 1 and 1 is 3
Makes a lot of sense to me,
Solve any problems that you see-Got it? Good!
Shape the truth to fit you ends,
Take the facts, then twist and bend
Use it and your always right,
And don't forget that right is might-It works, I guarantee!
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything you want
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything at all
Twist it-logic; You can justify anything at,
You can justify anything at,
You can justify anything at all