Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's alright we know where you've been
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,

Provided with toys and 'Scouting for Boys'
You brought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didn't like school, and you
know you're nobody's fool,
So welcome to the machine

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
What did you dream?
It's alright we told you what to dream
You dreamed of a big star,
He played a mean guitar,

He always ate in the Steak Bar
He loved to drive in his Jaguar
So welcome to the Machine