INTRORUCTION:
Now this here goes out to all the player haters
Now if you could relate to this, keep it real man

CHORUS

Anyhow mi have a hot gal inna mi bed
An wen mi have a hot gal it haffi dead
An wen mi have a hot gal inna mi bed
She woulda vex because mi must beg her a
So anyhow mi have a hot gal pon mi mind
An wen mi have a hot gal in front mi line
An wen mi have a hot gal pon mi mind
She nuh know a wen mi really well want a

1)
Well a nuh one gal alone have mi weak
But a only good body gal one mi seek
Man a get di kill an mi not even a speak
Tek man fih geek, put har pan mi peak
Mi give a gal a piece an she go road go leak
Go to all di women an a run up her beak
Mi only mek she kiss mi pan mi chin or mi cheek
A one ting nuh gal caaa come call mi freak

CHORUS
2)
So wen mi meet a gal mi tell har mi name Tony
Caaa mek she know seh all da name deh phony
Cause when mi ready fih moany and groany
Nobody nuh fih know seh a Shaggy a bone it
All mi little peppa seed tenderoni
One peel she get an mi not even own it
Caaa wen me done chiney brush an stone it
Well comfortable an a watch mi Sony

CHORUS
(repeat verse 1)