I've been hearing stories
Ever since I've been gone
Heard all about your women
Women, wine and song
Did you think I wouldn't find you out?
Did you think I wouldn't know?
Let's skip the inquisition
Consider this your eviction
I'm coming home

I've been hearing rumors
I gave you the benefit of the doubt
Ever since the day I took you in
I should have kicked you out
You've been living off my money
And I bet you ain't alone
It's been going on too long
I better find you gone
When I get home

I'm comin' home to quit ya
So don't let that back door hit ya when ya go
I'm heading down the interstate
Taking back my real estate
I'm coming home
I'm coming home

When you said you loved me
I should of known what you meant
I guess you loved me just enough
To let me pay the rent
Since you've been livin' off me
You've been livin' high
Now I think it's way past time
To leave you high and dry

Let's skip the inquisition
Consider this your eviction
I'm coming home

It's been going on too long
I better find you gone when I get home
I'm coming home
I'm coming home