[Verse 1]

On monday I'll like you
Tuesday I wont
Wednesday I'll fight you
Thursday I wont
Friday your face fits
Saturday it don't
But on a sunday it's easy for me
I'm a selective saint you see

[Verse 2]

I've got my favourites and it shows
I've got a feelin everyone knows
I know who to be nice
I know who to dismiss
I know which people I gotta kiss
People pleasing
Don't give me the blues
I'm a selective saint with nothing to lose

[Verse 3]

I'm a selective saint and I know it
I'm a selective saint and I show it
I know the times when to lie
I know the times to act shy
I always know when I've got to say please
I always know the time to leave
And like any other hypocrite
Can't get enough of those titbits

[Repeat verse 1]

[Verse 4]
I'm having a go at changing my ways
I'm still trying early days
I've been told it's a long road ahead
Any chance of short cuts instead
If I don't take their advice
A selective saint I'll be for life
I look in the mirror and ask myself why
Is the answer one last try