When he's asleep, when he's awake
Eating a Swanson's Salisbury Steak
He's glued to the TV
He knows the names he knows the plot
He likes it when they all get shot
A blaze of glory
Mike TV
Shot in front of a live audience
Mike TV
Owes it all to his parents
And that reminds me
Of something I saw on TV
Or was it some old movie
Life's just no fun it's all reruns

Hey look at me I'm on TV
I am whoever I want to be
I live vicariously
I figured it out
Cause I'm pretty smart
Fast forward through the boring parts
Action's all I see

Mike TV
Back after these messages
Mike TV
Back after these vestiges
And that reminds me
Of something I saw on TV
Or was it some old movie
Life's just no fun it's all rerun