I slapped a pound note
Down on the counter
"Make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir"
"Make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir"

And they thought I looked
The other way when
They were standing
They were standing in the lee of a slag-heap, making water
And I'm glad I did

I slapped a pound note
"Make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir"
They are quite touchy
About anything
Like that personal
Stuff I had simply pasted the new photo over the old one
And I'm glad I did

And they thought I looked
The other way when
They were standing
They were standing in the lee of a slag-heap, making water
And I'm glad I did