(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)

YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down I said
YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown I said
YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I
*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*
YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear I am
WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you
GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say
*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*

You must be here to see YODA
You must be here to see YODA
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see YODA
You must be here to see YODA
Come and get yourself clean!
Come and have a good meal!
Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!

YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into
SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this
TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got
*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*
YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah He is
COMIN', master Yoda not far I'll be
HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot It is
*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*

You must be here to see YODA
You must be here to see YODA
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see YODA
You must be here to see YODA
Don't just stand in the rain!
You're all covered with mud!
come and sample my homemade crud!

OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't
TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his
OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha
*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*
YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be
GOING, off to save all your friends? To be
TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you
*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK*

You gotta stay here with YODA
You gotta stay here with YODA
You should stay here and train!
You don't have to save Han!
If you do it, you'll lose your hand!

You gotta stay here with YODA
(repeat and fade)