Everything worked out, what a happy end!
Americans and Canadians are friends again
So let's all join hands, and knock opression down!

Don't you know our little lives are now complete
'Cos Terrance and Phillip are sweeeeet!
Sheila: Super Sweeet!

Thank God we live in this quiet, little pissant, redneck, podunk, jerk-water, green-horn, one-horse, crud-hole, right-wing, inbred, unkept, out-of-date, white-trash, kick-ass
Moooun-taaaain Toowwwwn!