When I farted in my pants,
I thought i had everybody by my side,
But I went and blew it all sky high,
And now she wont even spare a passing glance
All just because i (farts) farted in my pants

(Singing)

When big jackie came down just to say hi to kati
kati turned into a clown
And no guy ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and (farts) farted in her pants

I no I shouldnt poop around I shouldnt squirt
But the smell is so much worse
But windin up with no one is a lot less fun then a fart burn
from the skids in your buns!!

Now I learned a lesson I wont soon forget
Listen and u wont regret
Be true to urself dont miss your chance
and u wont end up like kati who ripped
farted in her pants
(farts) ewww nasty