If your favorite song or album of Stephen Sondheim is not present in the list of songs, you can add them in our collection by this form.
If you want to add the new singer and his songs, take advantage of this form.
KRUPKE
(spoken)
Hey, you!
A-RAB
(spoken)
Who me?
KRUPKE
(spoken)
Yeah, you!
A-RAB
(spoken)
Why it is Officer Krupke, Baby John.
BABY JOHN
(spoken)
Top of the evening, Officer Krupke.
KRUPKE
(spoken)
I'll crack the top of your skulls if you
punks don't stop when I whistle.
SNOWBOY
(spoken)
Ya see, cops believe everything they
read in the papers.
ACTION
(spoken)
To them we ain't human. We're cruddy
juvenile delinquents. So that's what we give 'em.
SNOWBOY(imitating Krupke)
(spoken)
Hey, you!
ACTION
(spoken)
Me, Officer Krupke?
SNOWBOY
(spoken)
Yeah, you! Gimme one good reason
for not dragging ya down the station house, ya
punk.
ACTION
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!
ACTION and QUARTET
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that every child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!
ACTION
There is good!
ALL
There is good, there is good,
there is untapped good.
Like inside, the worst of us is good.
SNOWBOY (imitating Krupke)
(spoken)
That's a touchin'
good story.
ACTION
(spoken)
Lemme tell it to the world!
SNOWBOY ("Krupke")
(spoken)
Just tell it to the judge.
ACTION
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad!
DIESEL ("Judge")
Right!
Officer Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an
analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!
ACTION
I'm disturbed!
ALL
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.
DIESEL ("Judge")
(spoken)
In the opinion of this court, this child
is depraved on account he ain't had a
normal home.
ACTION
(spoken)
Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm
deprived!
DIESEL ("Judge")
(spoken)
So take him to a headshrinker.
ACTION
My father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!
A-RAB ("Psychiatrist")
Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest
job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
Und sociologic'ly he's sick!
ACTION
I am sick!
ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick sick sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!
A-RAB ("Psychiatrist")
(spoken)
In my opinion, this child don't need
to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile
delinquency is purely a social disease!
ACTION
(spoken)
Hey, I got a social disease!
A-RAB ("Psychiatrist")
(spoken)
So take him to a social worker!
ACTION
Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck,
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schmuck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Glory Osky, that's why I'm a jerk!
BABY JOHN ("Social Worker")
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the
pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!
ACTION
I'm no good!
ALL
We're no good, we're no good,
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!
DIESEL ("Judge")
The trouble is he's crazy.
A-RAB ("Psychiatrist")
The trouble is he drinks.
BABY JOHN ("Social Worker")
The trouble is he's lazy.
DIESEL ("Judge")
The trouble is he stinks.
A-RAB ("Psychiatrist")
The trouble is he's growing.
BABY JOHN ("Social Worker")
The trouble is he's grown.
ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!
Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fella with a social
disease
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you
You may add the scroller of the test of this song in your Myspace Profile, Friendster, FaceBook, blog or on any site you wish. For this purpose, it is enough to copy and insert the code, which you see on the scroller. You may also adjust the color of the font, the color of the background and borders, speed of scrolling of the text and to add a video clip from YouTube to it. In order to adjust these parameters and to receive a code, click here.
Video
Embed code:
Copied to clipboard
Above you can see video clip for this song, which was added by our users. You can watch it directly on the site, or download it on your computer and transfer it in the usual format: avi (DivX) with the help of the program YouTube Downloader. You can download it here. Use it, in order to convert a video clip in the usual video-file, watching it you can have fun with friends at any moment, even if you will be somewhere on a picnic. The program can also convert Youtube video into the formats that are used by iPod, iPhone, PSP, Apple Tv, Pocket PC and many other mobile devices. The program determines automatically the presence of the roller on the page and some files can be downloaded and converted at once. If you have found any mistake or this clip doesn't correspond to the song, bring in updating by this form.
In order to establish this video on your site or profile, click on the code above. It will be copied in the buffer and you have to insert it into the necessary place on your site, blog or profile. If you have any questions, ask them and we will answer you with pleasure.
Share this lyrics
With the help of these codes you can share the text songs with friends, place the reference to the text in themes at forums, on your profile MySpace, FriendSter, FaceBook, on your blog or site. It is enough to click on the line with necessary code and it will be copied in the buffer. Later, you have to insert the code where you want to add it.
You may also place our button. We will be very grateful to you.
Html-code:
Copied to clipboard
BB-code:
Copied to clipboard
Direct Link:
Copied to clipboard
88x31 button:
Copied to clipboard
The Stephen Sondheim Gee Officer Krupke lyrics are brought to you by Lyrics-Keeper. You can use lyrics widget for karaoke. We tried to make lyrics as correct as possible, however if you have any corrections for Gee Officer Krupke lyrics, please feel free to submit them to us. If you want to download this song in mp3 you can visit one of our music sponsors.
