When I was a little-bitty boy
Just above the floor
I used to play doctor
With the girls from next door
They said, "Show me yours, I'll show you mine"
From then on in that's how I spent most of my time

Some people call me Tim
Where did that come from?
I am to be no other than
Don Juan

Ever since that fateful day
When I became a man
I've broken hearts of girls
From Guam to Japan
Could it be my savoir-faire, My personality
All I can say is that there is no one who can resist me