Basil Dazzle and her dissolving city
Stella Gazelle and the distraction I bought her
I wonder why, oh why

Debra Zebra and the disgusting gawk
Malice to Pallas at the all night palace, with Alice
I wonder why I wonder why

Metal Guru's in the loo with my glue, yeah,
Telegram Sam bought some land in Milan,
I wonder why

Thin faced Sally skinned a cat in my alley
Dawn sunstorm minister of doom, in your tom
I wonder why
Lord I wonder why, I wonder why?