ThereжЉЇ a one-legged woman
On the dance floor
An that one legжЉЇ so pretty
She donжЉ° need no more
SheжЉЇ got a graceful demeanor
Ahhh pure ballerina
Who gives a damn
If sheжЉЇ one leg shortе?Њause

If you knew Peggy Legg
YouжЉЋ be down at her knee
An beg an beg
For her to just give you
Some time aжЉЋay
But sheжЉЇ just blow you a kiss, boy
And twirls a twirl
An this is all sheжЉЋ say

"We all got missing parts
Right from the start
We got to live with
Bout all a body can do
Is just stumble on through
What God gives to it
All you need is a heart
An just enough of a brain
To get your half-ass in
Out of the rain"

Now that one-legged womanжЉЇ
On the band stand
She sings a full-bodied song
About a one-legged man
She kinda jiggles her thigh
When she sings of this guy
And the perfect balance of life
Bout how all heжЉЇ got left
Is just what sheжЉЇ got rightе?†n

If you knew Peggy Legg
YouжЉЋ be down at her knee
An beg an beg
For her to just give you
Some time aжЉЋay
But sheжЉЇ just blow you a kiss, boy
And twirls a twirl
An this is all sheжЉЋ say

"We all got missing parts
Right from the start
We got to live with
Bout all a body can do
Is just stumble on through
What God gives to it
All you need is a heart
An just enough of a brain
To get your half-ass in
Out of the rain"

If you knew Peggy Legg
YouжЉЋ be down at her knee
An beg an beg
For her to just give you
Some time aжЉЋay
But sheжЉЇ just blow you a kiss, boy
And twirls a twirl
And blows you away