Paid programming helps me sleep at night, tucked in bed so tight
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, cures me of my fright
I'd like to see Cher doing her hair on the air
And I'd like to see Richard Simmons dealing a meal and helping to heal
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, tucked in bed so tight
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, cures me of my fright
I'd like a Strawberry Whip De-lite to give me pleasant dreams at night
And I'd like to see the vaccuuming haircut machine going mainstream
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, tucked in bed so tight
Paid programming helps me sleep at night, cures me of my fright