Two eggs cooked sunnyside, that's enough for me
One spoon, one fork, one knife you guard it with your life
Take in this kitchen life, one hundred people wide
Beware that sausage grinder never takes its time

Big kitchen, big kitchen, no need to think about it all
Big kitchen, big kitchen big belly and a coffee cup to fill
Big kitchen, big kitchen, anytime night or day, day or night

Hobnobbing cost a fortune, big elbows rubbing mine
That fool is bugging me, he sure don't know the time
I hope somebody sees this ham biscuit choking me
Hey man maneuver for the heimlich on the floor

Big kitchen, big kitchen, no need to think about it all
Big kitchen, big kitchen big belly and a coffee cup to fill
Big kitchen, big kitchen, anytime night or day, day or night