[CHORUS]

I ain't mad at you
Don't be mad at me
I ain't mad at you
Don't be mad at me
One and one is two
Two and one is three

I pawned my pistol
I pawned my watch and chain
Yes, I did, I pawned my pistol
I pawned my watch and chain

I went home to Roberta
Cause Roberta can't sign her name
That's right

[Repeat CHORUS]

I'm going to the river where
The water goes round and round
Said I'm going to the river where
The water goes round and round

If I can't find Roberta
Gonna jump overboard and drown

[Repeat CHORUS 2x]

One and one is two
Two and one is three
One more time
One and one is two
Two and one is three