[Originally by Billy Joel]

Friday night I crashed your party,
Saturday I said I'm sorry
Sunday came and trashed me out again
I was only having fun,
Wasn't hurting anyone
And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change
I've been stranded in the combat zone,
I walked through Bedford sty alone
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain
And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alive
So you said that only proves that I'm insane

You may be right,
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Turn out the light,
Don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know, you may be right

Remember how I found you there, alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
You were lonely for a man,
I said take me as I am
Cause you might enjoy
Some madness for a while
Now think of all the years you tried
To find some one to satisfy you
I might be as crazy as you say
If I'm crazy then it's true,
That it's all because of you
And you wouldn't want me any other way

You may be right,
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Turn out the light,
Don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know, you may be right